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Kearney, Nebraska

Flat, endless cornfields adorn the Archway Monument in the middle of the Interstate 80 corridor. Costumed greeters made up of this largely hick population of 30,000 wait to annoy you. Ride the Macy’s type escalator 3 floors while wearing cumbersome earphones of low quality to enhance this attraction. The highlight of the self guided tour is a stop across the interstate to use radar guns to check the rate of people speeding past this lame city.